PROFESSIONALLY, I’m a graphic designer, illustrator, and After Effects animator. I like clean, flat, and bold. I work under the name Standard Design. SUBPROFESSIONALLY, which I’m pretty sure is a word, I am a writer, a cartoonist, and an art-maker. I have posters and paintings and other art for sale on ETSY. I have a book of comics and writing called Everything You Didn’t Ask For, and one of my current writing projects is One More Cup Of Coffee. UNPROFESSIONALLY, I write rock songs in the drum & guitar duo The Demographic. I had a song on Car Talk once. I’ve released five albums. I was in a PIXIES video once.