Posters, Stickers, and More
Y’know, merch. I’ve got flat files full of posters, screenprints, original art, and stickers that are for sale on this site and on Etsy. For print-on-demand, check out t-shirts on Threadless and coffee mugs, notebooks, and tote bags on Society6. Topics include but are not limited to: Coffee! Massachusetts! Heavy Metal Parking Lot!
Short Stories & Other Writing
An online archive of older and previously published writing. fiction, essay, humor, and a bunch of audio segments. Heck, there’s even a poem in there. Read short stories and other writing.
I usually balance a few long-term projects at a time, occasionally poking at them with a stick, and generally letting ’em gestate for a good long while. Information about Metal Quest, The Curving Corridor, and more. Behold, the Works In Progresses.
My portfolio of graphic design, illustration, and After Effects animation. Y’know, my day job. I’ve been graphically designing for over twenty years, fifteen of ’em self-employed. Visit standard-design.com
I’ve taken my love of colorful old plastic and turned it into an Instagram account. Cataloging the North American Plastic Milk Crate, 1966-Present. Cratespotting on Instagram.
Old Comic Book Projects
I’ve been making books long enough that I felt the need to delineate between ‘the early years’ and ‘the now-ish’ years, so here is a brief overview of my pre-2012 comic projects. These babies are definitely (definitively? defiantly?) out of print.
Comic Strip Archive
I published two weekly comic strips: Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot! and The Optimist. The best-o-the-best made it into Everything You Didn’t Ask For, but the whole run plus more dumb meme stuff is archived online. Start with a random comic or some of my favorites and use the sidebar tags to poke around.
In the summer of 2008, my friends and I painted a mural on the side of a bar on Cottage Street in Easthampton, Massachusetts. It’s still there and looks great! Good ol’ Benjamin Moore paint. Mural photos & info.
The leftovers! The stuff you clean out of the kitchen sink drain! The meritless parts of this website that belong nowhere but here at the very bottom of this long page.
★ Interviews & Articles — me talkin’
★ Calendar Archive — where I been
★ Dumb Videos — You heard me
★ Original Artwork — Collages, paintings, & prints
★ Gigposters & Flyers — an archive
★ Customizing my Squier Baritone Jazzmaster
★ My sweet-ass RAV4